Cheryl Debut Fragrance - StormFlower TV advert [x]



cherylisms:

Cheryl Cole - Elle UK August 2014





titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch









monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE



Its nice to have an old friend for dinner.
— Hannibal Lecter, master of cannibalism puns (via daynarrr)


Born to be a king, I ask for one thing in return; a front seat to watch Earth burn.



amazign:


djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug