you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 


My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people


Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

I already said too much. I already shared too much, and I want all my secrets back. I hate getting close to people these days, I always regret sharing too much, caring too much, doing too much, feeling too much.
— Unknown (via v-i-d-e)


catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day


isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die


PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

I have magic… and I use it for you, Arthur. Only for you.
— just in case you forgot about this line. (via colinmorgasms)


@myself what the fuck are you doing


u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you